Friday, February 16, 2007

Top 10 Things Fans Can Do When Canadiens Losing Streak Stretches To 5 Games

I found this strange query looking through my site meter this morning. Seems somebody wants to call up Bob Gainey in regards to the Habs woes. It's at the point where there is little a fan can do but laugh.

With that in mind, I came up with this list for those fans of a more serious bent, who refuse to find anything funny. See the list below.

Domain Name (Network)
IP Address 210.213.251.# (Philippine Long Distance Telephone)
ISP Philippine Long Distance Telephone
Continent Asia
Country Philippines
State/Region Quezon City
City Ermitao
Lat/Long 14.6106,121.0308
Distance 3,030 miles
Language English (United States) en-us
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 6.0Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)
Javascript version 1.3
Monitor Resolution 1024 x 768, Color Depth 32 bit
Last Page View Feb 16 2007 10:16:46 am
Visit Length 12 minutes 42 seconds
Page Views 4 Referring URL http://search people
Search Engine
Search Words telephone number of mr. bob gainey in montreal canada
Visit Entry Page
Visit Exit Page http://wwwrealityche...h/label/Laura
Out Click 0 commentsTime Zone UTC+8:00
Visitor's Time Feb 16 2007 11:04:04 pm
Visit Number 14,457

1 - Toss out the Kovalev and Samsonov kewpie dolls - they're not working in our favor.

2 - Inquire as to whether Maurice Richard was chryogenically frozen.

3 - Watch the replays of 1993 Stanley Cup, always on heavy rotation on NHL Network.

4 - Beg Patrick Roy to come out of retirement.

5 - Hope Gainey makes a dressing room trip, rattles some European cages, signs Souray long term, trades Kovalev for a team psych.

6 - Pray to Finnish Gods that Saku Koivu finds his mojo.

7 - Expect miracle that Jaroslav Halak is a reincarnation of Ken Dryden, or at least Steve Penney.

8 - Go on a Joe Louis hunger strike until David Aebischer learns not to play half the game on his knees.

9 - Engage in a voodoo ceremony jinxing all teams above themin the standings.

10 - Drink more Molson's


Matthew Macaskill said...

Hunger strike it is!

Jordi said...

Maybe the person was looking for BG's number so he could ring him up and tell him about fantastic products on offer?

You think anyone notice if we abduct Teemu Selanne and replace Koivu with him for a short while? Y'know? Just sayin'